Type O Negative tribute band seeks keyboardist (hayward / castro valley)

Dear Type O Negative / None More Negative fans: We are looking for the least worst keyboardist to share our miserable existence.
Plentiful opportunities for public shame and humiliation including local shows/eventual tours and music videos.
We invite you to torture yourself by viewing our pitiful display of talentlessness here: https://youtu.
be/Hs3LX3FaM9E https://youtu.
be/qdjRzj5-kjM https://youtu.
be/rO4pSAH-MK4 Opportunity for pay.
Must be professional, dependable, and proficient in Type O Negative tunes or able to put some in your skull quickly.
No heavy substance use please.