new Chef'n SaladShears Lettuce Chopper - $10 (palo alto)

Brand new sealed in its original pack The Chef'n SaladShears are] genuinely fun: It makes me feel like I work at a salad bar, and the sound of the shears hitting the lettuce makes a satisfying, ASMR-worthy crunch With a no-fuss lettuce chopper, eating salad is easy as pie.
This one-handed chopper cuts lettuce in a bowl or on a cutting board in seconds.
The scissor-like design cuts and shears lettuce while the nylon blades prevent it from wilting.
Cuts lettuce quickly and easily Serrated nylon blades keep lettuce fresh by preventing it from wilting Rubber handle provides secure grip Top-rack dishwasher safe