Registered Nurse Seeking Barter Job for large room (menlo park)

Hi, I’m a registered nurse with a stable long term work history in the acute care setting.
I am seeking a large room or ADU in a nice school district for my son and I to register as our primary residence Monday through Friday or less.
I am hoping to barter my nursing skills for reduced rent.
I sets includes the following: I can help navigate the health care system; be a great patient advocate at doctor’s appointments.
I can help manage and educate patients to reverse type 2 diabetes and reduce hypertension numbers.
I can help provide nutritious meals and healthy eating grocery shopping service.
I am a diligent, conscientious and thoughtful person.
I love great food and adventure traveling.
My eight year old is into dancing and decorating the house.
He loves to cook, decorate and read.
We are into the theaters and listen to classical music.
Please let me know if you might have something in the Palo Alto/Menlo Park or Redwood City.
Wishing all a healthy and joyful new year !