BOO !
Older, black-clad "creature of the night" seeking spooky abode in the city, some haunted outskirts, or relocation to the burning lands (So-Cal) or creepy woodland realms (north coast, southern Oregon, Eugene, etc.
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Hopelessly single male, nonsmoker, seldom drinks, no pets, no criminal record, yada yada.
Squeaky clean, polite Uncle Fester type (without the penchant for explosives).
College grad, film school dropout, award-winning artist.
Seeking a cheap-asp soul closet, just enough room for me and a laptop.
Must have wi-fi of course.
If you have a mad scientist's laboratory I will not tell the neighbors.
Just let me video the arcs and sparks!
Open to work trade.
I have done caregiving, been a business manager, done a lot of sales, research and writing, journalism, been a newspaper film critic (twice), house sat, pet sat, sat in your lap (token Kate Bush reference), security (don't ask), and many other things.
Can do basic repairs but not a handyman.
And of course I can tutor film, tutor other humanities subjects, assist with college essays, write almost anything, craft website content, help with a home-based or small business, etc.
Got monthly income so I just need cool new digs and a fun part time job.
Let's negotiate!
Currently in the Bay Area but looking for a change.
Haunted houses to the front of the line.
Thanks!
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